Ever wondered what the difference is between utopia and heaven? Well, here it is: utopia is a beautiful and compassionate place, whereas heaven is a beautiful and compassionate place where we can eat whatever we want, whenever we want, and not worry about the small things (pounds, mainly). But until then, there's today's deal... We’re offering you a 28-day 'Slim Faster' plan including 2 week's breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks & treats for just £79.99, saving you 60% off The Natural Ketosis Company’s price of £200 (correct as of 4.2.13). With today's deal you'll get a 28-day low carb eating plan and a 14-day 'Slim Faster' hamper, just in time for Spring. Your plan will begin with a phone call (very Neo in The Matrix, we know) where you and a consultant will discuss the ketosis process, allergy advice and any questions you may have. Your two-week supply of high-protein, low-carb, low-sugar meals will be delivered to you, then it's all systems go. You'll enjoy a delicious range of nutrient-rich breakfasts, lunches, dinner, snacks and treats, which include: Breakfast

• Almoats
• Seed and nut clusters
• Seed and berry clusters
Lunch
• Mild or spicy salami
• Soups: Broccoli and blue cheese, tex mex, mushroom, Thai chicken, pea and pancetta
Dinner
• Beef dishes: Bourguignon, black bean, peppercorn and thyme
• Chicken dishes: Leeks in cream, breton, curry, fricassee, tikka masala, Chinese chicken, red Thai and coq au vin
• Lamb dishes: Moroccan meatballs, slow-cooked, Sri Lankan
• Pork dishes: Mustard, Milanese, sausage casserole, sweet chilli
Snacks and treats
• Raspberry, coconut or seed and vanilla bar
• Chocolate Brazils, brownies, raspberries or mousse
• Berry pudding