If your partner's half-hearted promise of a massage to keep you quiet while he's fixated on the footie isn't exactly cutting the mustard, fret not. Let's today's deal rescue you, fair WAG... We're offering you a one-hour full-body Swedish or sports massage for just £12, saving you up to 73% off Just Relax Therapies' price of up to £45. Your friendly and qualified therapist, Sue, has over 13 years of massage therapy experience and will use her skills and expertise to help you unwind fast. Opt for an all-over sports massage to soothe those aches and pains, or get a Swedish massage, renowned for relaxation. Whichever you choose, your treatment will last a full hour - just in time to catch the end of the second half then, girls? Pah!