Want to explore Uranus like never before? Right this way... We're offering you one square mile of Uranus* and a six-piece ownership pack for just £9.99, saving you 60% off Buy Uranus' price of £24.70 (correct as of 3.11.14). Ever gazed up at the stars, peered into the incredible infinity of space and thought: 'I’d sure like to own a piece of Uranus'? Well, get ready to make one small step for man and one giant leap for immaturity with today's deal! Your ownership will be registered with R.E.C.T.U.M (Real Estate Commission and Trust of Uranus Management), a visionary group founded in the early 60s dedicated to commodifying the universe's best-loved and most unfortunately titled planet. Today’s deal comes complete with an official ownership gift pack to commemorate your galactic investment. The pack includes the following:

• Title deed to your piece of Uranus, printed on high quality parchment and embossed with the Great Seal of R.E.C.T.U.M (suitable for framing)
• The constitution of Uranus printed on high quality parchment
• A brochure about Uranus
• Presentation folder to hold your documents
• A large Uranus sticker
• A R.E.C.T.U.M membership card

We definitely think it would make an ideal Christmas present or stocking filler. You can even choose which area of Uranus you would like to own from the following:

• The top half of Uranus
• The bottom half of Uranus
• The inner ring of Uranus
• The outer ring of Uranus
• A moon over Uranus
• Deep inside the gassy interior of Uranus
• The innermost bowels of Uranus