For all you sexed-up boys and girls, Wowcher has but one piece of advice: don't make a mistake, muzzle your snake! We’re offering you a pack of 50 Mates condoms in a choice of varieties for just £8.99, saving you 78% off Merchtopia’s price of £41.60 (correct as of 27.4.14). Here at Wowcher, we’re all for being prepared. You’ll never see us caught short without an umbrella or spare pair of socks, and we take the same approach between the sheets, which is why we're bringing you today's saucy (but protected) deal. You can choose a pack of 50 Mates condoms from the following varieties:

• Protector
• Flavours
• Conform
• Natural
• King Size
• Original
• Extra Thin
• Ribbed

Or you can mix it up and get a variety pack with 10 of each. Simply select your preferred type and get ready to have some fun...