It's hard to think of a funny way to introduce a deal like this - you can't just expect us to come up with a pun from scratch...

We're offering you a car scratch and paintwork touch-up on one panel for £16, on two panels for £30, or on four panels for just £59, saving you up to 56% off Car Cosmetics’ prices.

Whether you just got your P plates or you’ve simply argued one too many times with the bollard (hands up!), today’s deal is here to offer your baby some much needed TLC. She’ll be treated to a scratch and paintwork touch-up on either one, two or four panels. Simply drive her instore for a treatment lasting up to one-hour or have the professionals at Car Cosmetics come to your home at a surcharge of £36. Go on, do her proud!